My Other Home
As I suspected, Jonesy has become so emboldened after his first all-nighter that he has been spending nearly every night on the streets. It’s virtually impossible to keep him indoors. Naturally I worry about him so before I leave for work in the morning I stand on the porch and call, Jonesy! Jonesy! hoping and praying that he’ll appear. More often than not he doesn’t show himself right away and I’m forced to raise my voice, which I hate to do. After a moment or two I inevitably see him on the roof of one of the neighboring bungalows meowing as if he was being tortured.
Come on, I say. But in typical teenage fashion he takes his time, ambles across the roofs, scrambles down the adjoining wall, climbs the stairs, and then saunters right past me into the apartment. He then bolts across the room with his tail high, and heads straight for the food dish. Lately he just sniffs at the food, laps up some water, grooms himself, and then heads straight for the back door again. I have a feeling he’s been spending the night with a woman who lives in one of the bungalows next door. No doubt she feeds him cheap food filled with sugar or some other trash, which is why he isn’t eating my food. I will have to speak to her about that. But whether he eats my food or not, once I’ve seen him I can leave for work knowing all is well with the world.
Yes, I’ve been staying at that woman’s place. After spending the night there with Prince at end of our all-nighter, I decided to go back the next night. As I went through the cat door – I don’t know why Mr. V won’t get one of those – I saw a woman in the room. I thought Uh-oh, I’m in trouble now. But all she said was, I know all about you. You’re Jonesy, aren’t you? You were here last night. Make yourself comfortable. And she went back to what she was doing. Wasn’t that cool?
I jumped on the couch and I must have fallen asleep because when I woke-up the woman was gone. I ate some food cuz she’s always got food out, and then left by the same little door. I’ve been going back ever since. Sometimes Prince comes by, or a couple of other cats from the hood drop in. It’s laid back. No curfew. No hassles. The only rule is no fighting and no spraying. Other than that you can do what you like.
The only problem is…Mr. V. Every morning when I’m still fast asleep I hear him calling Jonesy! Jonesy! If I ignore him he starts using his sing-songy voice, JONES-Zee! JONES-Zee! Doesn’t he realize it’s embarrassing to have your name called out like some common criminal? I’ll do anything to stop that so even as I jump off the couch I start yelling, I’M COMING! I’M COMING! I keep this up as I climb through the cat door and jump onto the nearby roof. As soon as Mr. V sees me he says, There he is! What a good boy! What does that even mean? I’m a good boy because I wrenched myself out of a perfectly good sleep to go see him? And when I get to the door he always says, Do you want to come in? Now if I’ve gone to the trouble of dragging myself out of bed, climbed over some roofs, down the wall and up the stairs you’d better believe I want to come in. So I answer – Yes! Real short and snappy-like.
I go to the food tray just in case there’s a piece of fish there – usually not. I let him pet me a bit and then I go sit by the back door again and wait. Now comes the guilt trip. Oh, he says, can’t wait to go out again, eh? Where do you go anyway? To that woman? When I don’t answer – it’s none of his business anyway – he gets a little edge in his voice. This is not a hotel, you know, where you can come and go as you please. Then he goes into the part about me not appreciating him, and all that he does for me blah, blah, blah. I just sit there very quietly grooming myself. Eventually, he has to go to work so he opens the door and I’m out of there. It’s not that I don’t like Mr. V or that I don’t like my place, but I’ve got to be able to come and go as I please otherwise I’ll turn into one of those pussies that just sits in the window all day like some stone statue. And I’d rather be dead than do that!
If you can’t remember who Prince is, click HERE to read the blog where Prince is introduced.
To read about when Prince and Jonesy first met click HERE.
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